Columnists Uganda: Quite the musical puzzle! What is money when cars are parked at home? End of lockdown: Come Saturday evening, when the President sways clear of ‘Therefore’, we shall... Ian OrtegaJuly 30, 2021
Columnists The race that ends at nothing Chasing life: There is an invisible race that we are all running in Uganda. It has all the elements of a hegemony. We are... Ian OrtegaJuly 23, 2021
Columnists Revised Ugandan dictionary (Part one) One word can mean totally different things in UG… Process by process: Ugandans are always enriching their languages. Nothing is ever direct in this... Ian OrtegaJuly 9, 2021
Columnists Surviving the 42-day lockdown Think of something you’ve always wanted to do. Beat that: Not many people have been taught survival, or at least learned how to survive.... Ian OrtegaJuly 2, 2021
Columnists Types of people on a Uganda travel group They audit what everyone has packed for the trip… Travel mates: Ugandans have embraced travel and many are doing it as a group. On... Ian OrtegaJune 11, 2021
Columnists Pigs guilty of murdering Ugandans We shall wipe out the pigs from Uganda. Swine invasion: According to witnesses, it is not only murder, pigs are the mafias that have... Ian OrtegaJune 4, 2021
Columnists The Parliament we shall never have Imagine a house with a Gashumba, a Mirundi, a Full Figure Inside Parliament. The 11th Parliament has started business, but deep down, there are... Ian OrtegaMay 28, 2021
Columnists The real life of a Ugandan MP To be an MP, one must practice the art of telling True Lies. Typical: If there has ever been a real-world Tom and Jerry... Ian OrtegaMay 21, 2021
Columnists Museveni ‘86 versus Museveni ‘21 Museveni ‘21 has seen it all, has it all, and still wants more Face-off. We have had many face-offs, we have had all kinds... Ian OrtegaMay 14, 2021
Columnists You know it’s a Ugandan mother when… Any money lent to her is as good as a donation… TYPICAL. Mother’s Day is right upon us. But have you ever wondered; “what... Ian OrtegaMay 7, 2021
Columnists Remember dem days of Facebook zero Do you remember poking? Was it meant to be appealing? Changing times: Once upon a time, social media in Uganda was a close-knit family.... Ian OrtegaApril 30, 2021
Columnists Banamasaka: Uganda’s special people Banamasaka have peculiar ways of exaggerating things. Straight outta… The stereotype about Banamasaka is no secret but how is it that when you try... Ian OrtegaApril 23, 2021
Columnists Ugandan Society Update 2021 Buy land, set up a quick farm. No Lies: Ugandans are good storytellers. When it comes to imagination and the creation of illusions, Ugandans... Ian OrtegaApril 16, 2021