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Easter Egg

1.  Mbu … Easter Egg … How did DJ Michael know about such stuff!

2. Mbu “My fans, please come to my Easter concert at Wallet Pub Kabuusu, Rubaga!” Grace Nakimera please shut up.

3.    Mbu …”Praise the Lord! The lord God has hence risen!”  Shelia Nvannungi you are now a pastor? Kyoka abafele!

4.      Speaking of Nvannungi where did that babe go to? Wasn’t that babe going out with Mahagony! Mbu when Mahagony was thrown out  of government … she also threw the dude out!  Poor chap!

5.       Speaking of Mahogany, didn’t that dude have a thing with  Iryn Namubiru? Wabula babes! Anyway for the money! Wama Judith Heard don’t you agree?

6.   Mahogany was a hilarious chap! Mbu…Mahogany! Now the chap’s only bodyguard is not a UPDF solider but a herdsman who looks after his 15 cows! Ensi eno!

7.  Bebe Cool when will you stop serving us this nonsense called “East African Carnival” that’s always held on Easter at Kiwatule grounds! Honestly Kayihiura why don’t you arrest that Bebe for “terrorising” us with this nonsense!

8.        Mbu “East African Carnival” and guess whom you have on stage performing … Geoffrey Lutaaya and Coco Finger! Isn’t that more of “Butambala Carnival” Kayihura are you reading this?

9. Speaking of Butambala … oba how do those folks there celebrate Easter?

10. Wishing you a happy Easter!

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