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Babes can be annoying!

1.Babes can be annoying! You go like… “Hi, what’s your name?” and she goes… “I’m married!” So what? If you are married, then what the hell are you doing at Wallet Pub in Kabusu at 9pm?

2. You ask a babe … “Hi, what your name?” and she goes like… “My name is Connie and I worked with dfcu Bank before I moved to Orient Bank … now am with Stanbic… Who bloody cares about where you work?

3. Mbu … “What’s your name!?” And she goes…” Bella…Queen of the Dancehall!” What the…!!

4. You ask babe… “What’s your name?” And she goes … “You mean you don’t know me … I’m called Tash!” Now, what in God’s name is Tash? And if you look at the so-called “Tash”, the ka babe looks like a total villager!! Mbu…Tash!! Nonsense!!!

5. Mbu … “Tash who’s your favourite artiste!” And she goes … “Bobi Wine!” Are you kidding … Bobi Wine? Of all peasants and you choose Bobi Wine? Please Tinyefuza shoot me dead pleaseeee.

6. Speaking of peasants, honestly who comes up with lyrics like … Emesse…kuba emesse…! Honestly!!! And you see Ugandans enjoying the song like chimpanzees!! Wabula God, can you take me to Azerbaijan… I’m sure they’re  no Emesse lovers there!

7. What’s your name!?” And she goes like… “Phina Masanyalaze … but you can call me … Uganda’s Shakira!” Tinyefuza pleaseeeee … can you shoot me…pleaseeee!

8. Then there is this one… “What’s your name?” And she goes like … “Praise the Lord for this great moment…” Shut up! It’s simple, What the hell is your name? Goodness me!

9. “What’s your name?” And she goes like … “Nze nvaako I have a husband!” Kyokka Catherine Kusasira, you’re such a villager.

10. “What’s your name darling?” And she goes … “Nabbi Omukazi!” Tinyefuzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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