But why is canned beer so expensive?
CRAZY K’LA: The week that led to Martyrs Day had moved quite fast. There was a famous pilgrim that had come on fuutu, a big name in the digital world signed out, and then came Lucian tales. But you see, from the Lucian tales, I discovered that I have been unromantic, and I guess, all Ugandan men. Because no Ugandan man does warmups of that kind.
I am done forcing my relationship with alcohol. It will not work any longer. On the eve of Martyrs Day, I took my famous ka stout. I was desiring a cold beer, and I thought: why not pick up that good old friend. And boom, I bought a ka can. I do not get why canned beer is so expensive. And it is not like I am not the target market, but the whole Uganda seems to be out of the target range. Then in the middle of the night, I woke up with a headache. Not that I am blaming it on the stout, but people, one thing happened after another.
Anyway, I was willing to be a Martyr for that sake. The world would have remembered Saint Ortega, of course the Najjera folks would celebrate…in their dust. For the first time, there would not be a lanky fellow on their case. But they would also remember, he was lanky and handsome, they do not make us like that these days!
Of course, the week that led to Martyrs Day had also moved quite fast. There was a famous pilgrim that had come on fuutu. As we dealt with the circumstances of her travel, a big name in the digital world signed out, and then came Lucian tales. But you see, from the Lucian tales, I discovered that I have been unromantic, and I guess, all Ugandan men. Because no Ugandan man does warmups of that kind. Then on Martyrs Day, the President shocked me. He gave one of the shortest speeches of his career.
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