1. Truthfully of all things to discuss … simanya Anti-pornography Bill! Seriously!! How about we discussed Ken Lukyamuzi? Why does he lead a party that has only five supporters including my boda guy of Kisaasi, Wasswa Mbugo, and my ex-girlfriend Pretty Flo! How about that for a discussion!
2. Why don’t we discuss pastors who leave thousands of beautiful Ugandan women here, then go off to Zimbabwe to get married! Honestly are Ugandan chicks that bad?
3. Why don’t we discuss Sarah Short’s music career? Where did that babe go? The last I heard of her mbu she was on holiday in Mombasa with Navio…kyoka people have “eaten cash” in Uganda! Good for those two.
4. Why don’t we discuss Ivan and Zari! Despite all the money, doesn’t Ivan look like a ka chimp that has escaped from the zoo! Honestly, look closely at him…
5. Why don’t we discuss Radio and Weasel? Why launch an album with only three songs…banange tuswala!
6. Why don’t we discuss Sweet Kid? What exactly is “sweet” in releasing songs since 2001 that no one listens to? And how do you remain a kid after clocking 56 years?
7. Why don’t we discuss those who translate Spanish movies into Luganda! Honestly! How does a dude born in Seeta and only started speaking English when he was 34 years, all of a sudden, become an expert in Spanish!
8. Why don’t we discuss these corporate babes who never have any money on them but have hairstyles that cost Shs70k!
9. Why don’t we discuss Uganda Cranes? Noooo…we won’t discuss that lot! Twakowa drama!
10. Why don’t we discuss Sqoop… When is Sqoop ever going to throw a party for its thousands of fans! Tuswala!
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