2.Can we all put our hands together for Aziz Azion! We hear he has been taking English lessons and he can finally pronounce the word “temptress” without biting his tongue! Way to go!
3.Can we all put our hands together for Juliana Kanyomozi! She finally knows how Red Banton feels when it comes to having no hit for like eternity! Iryn Namubiru stop laughing!! Those are bad manners.
4.Can we all put our hands together for Mesach Semakula! He finally dropped the idea of releasing his next song in English! Phewww! Way to go and Hallelujah to God!
5.Can we all put our hands together for Dstv! Big Brother is back on our screens! Mbu Kalumba stop putting “bulangos” for Dstv in your articles!
6.Can we all put our hands together for Chris Evans! He has finally got it into his head that despite masquerading around with such an English sounding name, he’s actually a Mawokota dude who has finally hit the jackpot!
7.Can we all put our hands together for Rabadaba! Word reaching us is that after attempting a “comeback” last month that attracted 15 fans at Maria Galeria concert hall, Masaka, he’s finally going back to university to finish his course in hospitality services! Whatever that means! Way to go dude!
8.Can we all put our hands together for Barbie! Having sold only 25 copies of her book entitled Tales of a Village Belle, she has finally realised that her talent is to smile, clap and cheer her husband on stage. Full stop. Way to go bambi Barbie!
9.Can we put our hands together for Sqoop mag! Mbu Kalumba stop putting “bulangos” for Monitor products in your articles!
10.Can we all put our hands together for Man City fans? Speaking as a Liverpool fan, you can all go to hell! Liverpool oyeeee!