1.Mbu Mohawk haircut! Wabula Ugandans! Aziz stop it! You look like a hungry primate with that simanya Mohawk!
2.Mbu Maurice Kirya unveils his “new look!” He goes bald! So what? When was going bald news? Sevo went bald before Independence.
3.Mbu Iryn Namubiru is spotting a “Beyoncé” hairstyle! No it’s not a “Beyoncé” but rather 45kgs of a weave…that’s what it is!
4.Mbu Coco Finger also has dreads! And you wonder why my two year old runs away from the TV and hides behind the curtain every time Coco Finger is featured on TV singing! Dude looks like an ostrich!
5.Mbu Gospel “sensation” Judith Babirye! When was it “sensational” to only sing in Luganda and put Movit relaxer on your wig? Jeez!
6.Mbu “boy-group” Mowzey and Radio! Honestly speaking, can Mowzey be classified as a boy? Honestly!
7.Mbu…emesse…! What nonsense? The author of that song is called Captain Dolla! And you wonder why Kayihura tear gases us? Who names themselves Captain Dolla?
8.Mbu Arab Money! Yeah right! More like Bukomasimbi money!
9.Mbu Kim Swagga! Why do newspapers write about this guy? Honestly what has he done to deserve the media attention apart from making Chameleone put on yellow trousers and a green coat…mbu “Chameleone’s stylist!”
10.Mbu Mesach Semakula also carries an iPad! Please someone shoot me!
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