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Battle of the Champions

1.  Mbu … “Battle of the Champions; Bobi Wine Album launch vs Bebe Album Launch!” How about we say, “Battle of the villagers who have no albums to launch but two very bad songs!”

2. Mbu… “Lugaflow King GNL Zamba!” Imagine the likes of LL Cool J and Lil Wayne listening to that nonsense! Luga… what?

3.  Mbu … “Peter Miles is such a hunk!” Really? Doesn’t that dude look like a better version of a fisherman who has finally got money having sold tonnes of fish in South Sudan! Mbu…Hunk!

4. Mbu … “Iryn Namubiru has broken up with her husband!” So?  Who is Namubiru? My maid at home is also called Namubiru… so?

5.  Mbu … “Mega Dee is now a flop!” So is Chameleone, Bebe, Bobi, Eagles Production etc! Ask P. Diddy if he knows Chamili and the lot! No one knows them apart from you folks … even me I don’t know them!

6.  Mbu … “Angela Kalule is pregnant!” SO what? So are the over 100,000 women in Uganda…no biggie seriously! Not with this rainy season.

7.  Mbu … “Lady Tindatine!” What nonsense of a name is that? Mbu…lady! What lady can’t speak English and always has a wig that makes her look like a fish! Ouch!

8. Mbu … “My name is JK Kazoora…I own Buddies bar!” So what? Ani Akumanyi! Tell us about the chicken.

9. Mbu … “My name is Stecia Mayanja…I’m an artiste with Eagles!” Stecia please shut up! What art is in wearing gold leggings?

10. Mbu … “Who’s hotter, Eddy Kenzo or Sizzaman?” Are you serious? That’s like asking, which is better, Katanga or Bwaise?

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