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Swaggarific party at Club Rouge!

1.Mbu “Bebe Cool Swaggarific party at Club Rouge!” Isn’t it more Swaggarific for Bebe Cool to add more windows on the house he has been building since 2002?

2.Mbu “Jamal Swaggarific Party at Oceans!” Yeah Right!  What swagga can a man who only sings about how love is unfair have? “Eno love teli fairrrrr…..” How gay can you be?

3.Mbu … Zari “white party!” Naye Ugandans we have really entertained forgers! Even now Zari is a ka star!

4.Mbu “Chameleone Mobile Phones!” Only my boda boda guy at the Kiwatule stage has bought that ka mobile phone! Mbu investor!

5.Mbu Bobi Wine has a yacht! Bobi Wine having a yacht is like saying Abramovich owns land in Mawokota! It’s simply hilarious! It’s more like a ka small muzigo which looks like a yacht!

6.Mbu  “Beach Party in Club Silk!” Now what beach resides in Club Silk! Please let us stop fooling Ugandans!

7.Mbu … Also Goeffrey Lutaaya celebrates “Halloween night!” Dude can’t even say Halloween!

8.Mbu … Toniks is so cute! So what? So is Kato Lubwama….sooooo?

9.Mbu “Bikini night in Club Rouge!” Who wants to see whales in bikinis? Wama Straka I am not referring to you!

10.Mbu … Ragga Dee has imported a new ML Mercedes Benz!? So what? So has Kalumba  of Masanafu… no biggie!

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