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Wabula Ugandans!

1.Wabula Ugandans! Mbu… “where did you spend your weekend!” and she goes… “One Love Busabala Beach!” What the hell is that? Who is at Busabala?

2.  Where did you spend the weekend? “Well Robert I chilled at Anderitta Beach!” Andre…who? Where do these people get these names from!?

3.  Mbu … Ssesse Gateway Beach! But isn’t Ssese an Island? So when did it became simanya a gateway?

4.  Mbu … Aero Beach!  Kato Lubwama calls it simanya…ello beach! Goodness me!

5.  By the way, where is my friend Kato Lubwama! That dude was once an emcee of a Shaggy concert in Kampala! Can you imagine! That’s like having Betty Namboze as a co-host with Fat Boy on Sanyu FM!

6. Speaking of Sanyu FM…Seanice,  I do have a crush on you and your sister who reads the NTV News! However tell your sister to lose that wig she puts on while reading the news! Let her donate that wig to Rebecca Kadaga! uchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..

7. Speaking of Kadaga…banange what happened to those bu MPs who were calling for simanya a recall of parliament to discuss Nebanda’s death! Katemba! Please MP’s spare us your katemba… leave it for Kato Lubwama!

8.   Kato Lubwama wama spell for me the word ….cantankerous! Good Luck!

9. Imagine Kato Lubwama and Betty Nambooze as English news readers on NTV! Jesus!

10. Imagine Kato Lubwama and Nambooze as presenters on Hot 100 FM!

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