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100 signs you are a planned kid in Uganda

Planned kids have never seen a mosquito…

Struggle. Everyone in Uganda is trying to escape from the lowest category to the next and everyone is doing it in the same style. Let us say it as it should be said, ‘everyone is stealing in Uganda.

Were you planned or not? Were you the kind of kid whom when your mother realised she was pregnant, your father panicked to formalise things? Were you that kid who was used to trap your dad? Or were you fully thought out and planned? They knew where you would go to school, there was no panic about your arrival, all matters were settled. Are there indicators that you are a planned kid? Or you are the kind whom they say, ‘then Moses happened…’?

If you are still reading on until this point, then I am glad to break your heart; ‘there is nothing like a planned kid in Uganda.’ There is just no way you can be planned and still live in Uganda.

What kind of planned kid would still have malaria on the list of their potential diseases? Planned kids have never seen a mosquito.


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