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So Desire Luzinda has insured her assets

Desire Luzinda

Desire Luzinda

1.So Desire Luzinda has insured her assets.Hehe, isn’t that the craziest thing a Ugandan celeb can do?

2.I  mean assets like hers or better than hers are just floating around and no one walks about as if they are the first ones to be called “bummy” by tabloids, so what are we missing here?

3. And by the way, has Desire insured her car (if she has one in her names)? Her house? And business?

4.Eh! I hear her ass-sets are her businesses I see. Then has she insured it against vandalism, fire or natural elements?

5.Can someone say forcing? Just because Kim kardashian or J-Lo did it, long ago, our own Luzinda thinks we will go agog with her announcement! Isn’t that the height of delusion?

6.Speaking of delusion, Mbu  Luzinda has a Tanzanian hater! Hehe… why would a Tanzanian hate Luzinda, wait or is the question how does someone in Tanzania know Desire Luzinda?

7.Why do our artistes like pushing things down our throats?Mbu Bebe cool loves charity, written  on manila paper and held up by a group of his minions at his concert. Aaah, you lie, who goes to a concert carrying Manila paper and felt pen??

8.Isn’t that a little too much, charity-loving-man or not? Especially if we remember something about not finishing the house because you spent money on charity?

9.And where is Mowzey and Weasel? Did they get scared by the recent trend of concert flops? Eeeh, I hear that they are performing at Star Hotel in Zzana? But I thought they were better than that?

10.No? Ok then there is Bobi wine’s Tugambire ku Jennifer genius. He gets mileage just by riding on Jennifer Musisi back!

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