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Loodi Mayor needs something to do

1.Eeeh, someone Tugambire ku Jennifer that Loodi Mayor needs something to do other than attend music launches.

2.And can someone tell him that wearing a red T-Shirt and with a grey suit does not qualify as casual wear?

3.Why can’t these musicians who invite him advise our dear Loodi Mayor on what to wear?

4.Or maybe Besigye can since he at least wore a leather jacket at the Tugambire Ku Jeniffer concert?

5.And still on Loodi Mayor, when is someone going to break it to him that he can’t dance and trying to do so is a bad idea, especially the Stamina dance?

6.And now I wonder, since our socialites ran broke or fell off the scene or went to prison, are opposition politicians the new socialites?

7.If that is the case, can we expect beef, oh wait politicians always have beef. Okay can we at least expect some dime throwing?

8.Or is attending a concert at night the new form of protest?

9.And now since they touched knuckles and are actually almost neighbours, can we expect a collabo between Bobi Wine and Besigye? Maybe a new hit called Bad Man from Kasangati? Or simply Ajagenda?
10.    Could Besigye be planning to introduce the teargas song or dance where people dance as if they are protecting their eyes from teargas?

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