1.Mbu Royal Ascot Goat Races? What is “royal” about having goats running around in circles? How about saying … “the day mad people run away from Butiika Hosiptal and had fun watching goats run around in circles.”
2.Mbu “International artiste Sisqo is to hold a concert in Uganda!” How about we say… “International mufele Sisqo is to hold a drink and meet party in a country where chicks have hairstyles called Beyonce and guys still use straws to drink their beer!”
3.Mbu “ragga artiste Bobi Wine!” How about we say… “Villager got lucky, Bobi Wine!”
4.Mbu “Gospel artiste Exodus!” Naye honestly when you look closely at Exodus doesn’t he look more like a taxi driver who plies the route of Nakulabye-Kasubi than a gospel artiste?
5.Mbu… “Uganda Cranes we go…we go…Uganda Cranes we go….” Why don’t we say… “We shall not go anywhere until Uganda Cranes wins something substantial and that doesn’t mean beating Seychelles!”
6.Mbu … “ International Girl Group Blu3 are getting back together!” Why don’t we say. “Who cares about whether Blu3 are getting back or not? What we need to know is why we have never heard any solo project from Mya of Blu3!”
7.Mbu Jackie Chandiru is fighting over a man! So what? So is my maid! She wants to fight Daniella over Jose Chameleone!
8.Mbu… “veteran artiste Ragga Dee!” Naye is there anything called veteran artiste? You are either an artiste or not full stop. So what shall we call the likes of Toolman who last had a hit in 2001? Veteran artiste who is still masquerading as a fresh artiste Toolman?
9.Mbu… “Eddie Kenzo has released a new song!” How about we say, “that from Masaka has finally managed to hoodwink Ugandans into believing that he is a musician and has released a new track!”
10. Mbu “Lugaflow!” Naye Ugandans we can force life! Now oba where did that stuff of simanya Lugaflow end?