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Who cares if Van Persie is leaving Arsenal?

Arsenal’s Dutch forward Robin van Persie celebrates after scoring the first goal of the English Premier League football match between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates stadium, north London on October 31, 2009. AFP PHOTO/Carl de Souza


1. Mbu Zari has broken up with her hubby! So did my maid! Next?

2. Mbu Eagles Production is about to break up! So is the Uganda Veterans Band based in Kisenyi parish!

3. Mbu Uganda has sent a team to the Olympics! So has Burkina Faso! No biggie really!

4. Mbu Bad Black was sent to prison! So what!? So was Jamwa who had a Masters in Economics.

5. Mbu Makerere University is looking for a new Vice Chancellor! Shouldn’t they be stopping bu campus babes from sleeping with married men first before they look for a VC!?

6. Mbu Moses Ali finally got a law degree! So has Bobi Wine … a music and dance degree! No biggie…

7. Honestly who gets a law degree at 88? That’s like a dinosaur appearing at City Square! Jesussssss!

8. Mbu Robin Van Persie is leaving Arsenal! Honestly who bloody cares? We all support Liverpool we don’t care!

9. Mbu Michael Ross is a hunk! Kyoka my maid … she has funny taste!

10. Mbu Robert Kalumba calls himself a social commentator. The poor public …

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