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Where is Golola Moses?

1.Banange where the hell is Golola Moses of Uganda? Naye this world is funny, one time you are on top, the next time you are chilling with Red Banton!

2.Where is Toniks! One time he was the ka cute boy with a lovely voice, now I hear he’s dating Straka! Ensi eno!

3.Banange GTV just burst out of Kampala without refunding back people’’s money! And we just “swallowed!” Kyoka Ugandans are rubbish….

4. When will the “Queen of the Dancehall” Bella, simply give up and chill singing! Who listens to her songs … seriously speaking, who listens?

5. And where is Meddie Sentongo! Naye education levels are so crucial in one’s development! The dude fell in money and he bought 100 cars! Jeez!

6. What does Jeez mean? Nawe Mesach Ssemakula tonkoya!

7. Speaking of Mesach Semakula, why does that dude always have a smile on his posters announcing his album launches?
Isn’t that creepy … I mean Mesach smiling at you! Isn’t that like having a beer with Pastor Ssempa? Creepy just!

8. Mbu Chameleone Mobile Phone! The phone was never manufactured by Chameleone, was never designed by him and definitely was never put together by him … naye you see Ugandans all excited mbu Chamleone Phone! Jeez!

9. No Mesach, I will slap you if you ask me what Jeez means….am serious Dawg!

10. Goodness … Ronald Mayinja, you want me to tell you want “dawg” means!? Jeez you Eagles Production chaps!

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