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She calls herself a designer, kumbe she’s a “bodyguard” of Bad Black and of late Zari?

Slyvia Owori

Slyvia Owori


1.What do you call a designer who simanya has trained Ugandan girls to work abroad as models on international runaways kumbe she’s a “bodyguard” of Bad Black and of late Zari? Did I hear someone scream out…Sylvia Owori!? Please people behave.

2. What do you call a mad woman who accidently found herself presenting a TV show to Ugandans!? Did I hear someone scream out….Straka!? Please people banange behave!

3. What do you call a chick who puts on bu tight jeans that cost Shs25,000, holds a glass full of Waragi at parties but passes it off as Champagne and has people call her a socialite? Did I hear someone scream out….Judith Heard!? Nooo people this has to stop!

4. What do you call a madman who escaped from Butabiika Hospital but has managed to masquerade as an artiste?What did you say? C.a.e…what? I can’t hear you. C…e…what?

5.What do you call a mufere impersonating a man of God? Did I hear someone scream out Pastor Ka…!? Please people we need to respect people here.

6. What is your definition of the word….loser!? Did I hear someone scream out…a mix of Olara Otunnu and Uganda Cranes!? Yeah, that one I will agree.

7. What is your definition of the word annoying!? Did I hear someone scream out….all house girls who listen to Kenzo and corporate babes who watch the Spanish telenovela, Don’t Mess with an Angel! yep that is so true.

8. What is your definition of a confused woman? Did I hear someone scream….al the bu babes who drive Rav4’s and get in a jam at Garden City mbu going to Uchumi to buy… salt!? Yes ,I agree that is true.

9. What is your definition of a joker? Did I hear someone scream the following…Sizzaman, Coco simanya Finger, Catherine Kusasira, Moses Golola and my favourite..Eagles Production! Please leave Eagles pdn alone!!

10.What is your definition of the word classy? Did I hear someone scream…..Sqoop magazine!! Yes, that is so true!!

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