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#KampalaPotholeExhibition

The beauty is we all stand a chance of owning a pothole.

Pothole city: Kampala is a city of wonders. In here, you find everything, everyone. In Kampala, everyone is related. The degrees of separation are shrunk over here. If you throw a random stone in Kampala, there is a high chance it hits your relative.

It is only in Kampala where everyone claims to be ‘half’ of their tribe. Yes, you cannot be full east, you must have a leg in the other direction. In Kampala, we do all jobs. Everyone is qualified in everything. But the thing we are all most qualified for, is our potholes. And we ought to make a killing off these potholes. We can build not just an industry, but a world, a universe of potholes.

It is often said that if you cannot cure something, mock it. If mockery does not help, then rebrand that thing, rebrand it into gold. It is the future. We can hire our branding experts, come up with a Kampala pothole strategy, the kind of strategy that propels us into the future.

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