1.Could we all put our hands together for… no not you Juliana Kanyomozi… sit down!!! Wama can we all put our hands together for Stephen Kiprotich?
2.What a magical Olympic moment banange! A Ugandan winning real bling not this fake stuff put on by Sizzaman!
3. Naye our pastors! Now pastors are telling their congregations mbu… “Like Kiprotich, nothing is impossible for the Lord!” Mega D please don’t believe that stuff! It’s impossible that your album launch will ever have 100 people… impossible!!
4. But don’t you feel sorry for the our Big Brother contestants … they came back to Uganda with no one bothering them … naye for Kiprotich’s arrival, the whole nation was excited!
5.Naye who knew Kiprotich? No one knew him… naye now everyone is singing his name … abafele!!!
6.I can’t wait for Mike Mukula to come out speaking Kiprotich’s local language at the homecoming event in Kiprotich’s village, thanking him like they are so close and related and handing him … $10,000! Naye people like stealing the limelight!
7.By the way Kiprotich please don’t accept cash pledges … ask Mesach Semakula! Mbu “tycoon” a one Godfrey has pledged a total of Shs190m during Mesach’s album launches … naye he is yet to deliver.
8.Naye what is with the title “tycoon” and prison, embezzlement etc…look at Ezra, Bad Black, Meddie Ssentongo … now its Godfrey simanya who!
9. Oba who would take the gold medal for being a “tycoon who poses around with other people’s money!” Sorry whom did you say? Godfrey who!!? Please people behave.
10. Congs Kiptorich!!
