Connect
To Top

Anti-pornography Bill! Seriously!!

1.  Truthfully of all things to discuss … simanya Anti-pornography Bill! Seriously!! How about we discussed Ken Lukyamuzi? Why does he lead a party that has only five supporters including my boda guy of Kisaasi, Wasswa Mbugo, and my ex-girlfriend Pretty Flo! How about that for a discussion!

2. Why don’t we discuss pastors who leave thousands of beautiful Ugandan women here, then go off to Zimbabwe to get married! Honestly are Ugandan chicks that bad?

3.  Why don’t we discuss Sarah Short’s music career? Where did that babe go? The last I heard of her mbu she was on holiday in Mombasa with Navio…kyoka people have “eaten cash” in Uganda! Good for those two.

4. Why don’t we discuss Ivan and Zari! Despite all the money, doesn’t Ivan look like a ka chimp that has escaped from the zoo! Honestly, look closely at him…

5.  Why don’t we discuss Radio and Weasel? Why launch an album with only three songs…banange tuswala!

6.  Why don’t we discuss Sweet Kid? What exactly is “sweet” in releasing songs since 2001 that no one listens to? And how do you remain a kid after clocking 56 years?

7.  Why don’t we discuss those who translate Spanish movies into Luganda! Honestly! How does a dude born in Seeta and only started speaking English when he was 34 years, all of a sudden, become an expert in Spanish!

8. Why don’t we discuss these corporate babes who never have any money on them but have hairstyles that cost Shs70k!

9. Why don’t we discuss Uganda Cranes? Noooo…we won’t discuss that lot! Twakowa drama!

10. Why don’t we discuss Sqoop… When is Sqoop ever going to throw a party for its thousands of fans! Tuswala!

Leave a comment

More in Columnists

  • Sorry Angella Katatumba but…

    Singer Angella Katatumba was recently beaten to pulp at Chicken Tonight, Kabalagala during a scuffle between the artiste and the restaurant’s...

    IAN FORD NKERAApril 20, 2018
  • How to be the blunt Julius Malema

    NO MINCING WORDS: Tweeps had a field day or is it week with this one… the #JuliusMalemaChallenge. Boy oh boy Julius...

    IAN FORD NKERAApril 20, 2018
  • How to be golden boy Joshua Cheptegei

    I t is hard to recover from a stagger. Even drunkos can testify to this. When a drunko plunges into the...

    IAN FORD NKERAApril 14, 2018
  • Stop! Mbonye is not Jesus

    The Prophet Mbonye wave has been spreading like a wildfire and unfortunately we cannot simply ignore it. Such is his influence...

    IAN FORD NKERAApril 13, 2018
  • How to be Mark Zuckerburg, the Judas?

      BETRAYAL? Mark Zuckerberg is in hot soup for having allegedly given away private info of about 50 million Facebook users...

    IAN FORD NKERAApril 1, 2018
  • Kenzo deserves more respect

    Another international award bagged but still the usual mockery among Ugandans that feel Eddy Kenzo is on some juju arrangement. There...

    IAN FORD NKERAMarch 30, 2018
  • How to be Gen. Elly Tumwine

    MR REVOLUTION: A couple of memes and disses have gone around since Gen. Elly Tumwine was appointed Security Minister. But it...

    IAN FORD NKERAMarch 26, 2018
  • Let’s not spare the rod and end up spoiling our children

    Once upon a time, while at a public function, I witnessed two scenes that had my mind worked up; a boy...

    sqoopadminMarch 25, 2018
  • QUICK CV – Othman Kimera

    WORST HABIT I love going out with musicians every night. FIRST CAR Toyota Chaser Mark II. Current CAR Toyota Prado TX...

    sqoopadminMarch 23, 2018