
Frank Gashumba and wife
Frank Gashumba must have taken Ng?g? wa Thiong’o’s I Will Marry When I Want a little too personally like the title was a direct instruction.
Mandem really woke up and decided to shock the entire country. No press conference, no teaser, no “save the date” just straight vibes. If only I were a fly on the wall, I would love to hear how that pre-wedding conversation went.
Anyways, I still wonder, did he casually drop, Let’s make it official this weekend, between sips of black coffee? Gashumba, a man of many hot takes and microphone moments, chose this one thing to keep lowkey; no breaking news, no motivational special episode, just a silent commitment that left the internet spinning.
But knowing Frank, there had to be a TED Talk loading and load did it! Mans has been taking us through a crash course on wifing an Ugandan baddie. On second thought, clearly he was saving the jazz for after , you know the guys at campus who unleash the “I ate you” report card once their mission is accomplished ?
Frank thee Provider Ugandan man Gashumba , has been on a media tour educating us; no car no love. All in, Uganda’s soft life uncle just made soft love moves.