We need a market regulator… someone to watch the things men are promising. Can you believe a man promising a 4matic as a pickup line in her DM? Before, all the girls needed was a beard to scratch and chest hairs on a man.
Looking for money is not easy. One encounters many ideas in this process. And the best of ideas come around that devil’s drink. It is with the drink that men finally talk. They finally let out all that has kept their hearts heavy. It is the only therapy men subscribe to. The rule of the drink is that you do not remind a chap of things he said once he is sober. You act like nothing happened. And that is how over the drink, the discussion started. While sober, one of the gentlemen claimed to have figured out a formula for making money in farming. Ahem! I was listening. What is this formula? That with one acre, he could make a Shs25m per planting. Then I wondered; “at what cost of production?” He mentioned that it would take Shs5m. I belched. These are stories I had heard. I waited when the whole table was marinated with drinks.
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