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NRM losers want NUP declared a terror outfit

NRM supporters wave at President Museveni during his victory drive on Masaka-Kampala highway last month. PHOTO/KELVIN ATUHAIRE.

At least seven ministers who lost in last month’s parliamentary elections are planning to ask the NRM Caucus to declare National Unity Platform (NUP) a terror organisation.

Led by a woman minister who is said to use graffiti spray for eyebrow pencil, the ministers say the ruling party has to decide what is good or bad in the country.

Sources say the ministers, in their draft petition, believe the seats they lost should belong to them, with one former police officer who lost her seat saying she knows what a terrorist looks like even without seeing.

“Bobi Wine, their leader, once instigated a fight in parliament and we cannot imagine what else they won’t do there,” the petition says. “They should be declared terrorists for that is what they are and the seats occupied by us.”

Disclaimer: This is a parody column

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