How do you troll a troll? Rajiv tried, but you know Fat Boy can only be sacked, not put down.
Going to pick his letter, he met Rajiv in the corridors of Raja Chambers.
Rajiv: Hey, don’t just walk past like that.
Fat Boy: I didn’t deserve to be laid off like that. I was treated like trash.
Rajiv: No Hope, No Change
Fat Boy: You’ve given me more hope.
Rajiv: Then why are you moaning?
Fat Boy: Me? Moaning? Aha! I pity you.
Rajiv: Fine, go eat your pity.
Fat Boy: You’re trying too hard. I’ll be gone, I’m busy.
Rajiv: Look here…
Fat Boy: No Hope, No Change.
During that two-minute chat, Fat Boy received six calls. Now Odeke, a buddy who works on some upcoming radio, says he wants to become a controversial social media troll like Fat Boy.
“Fat Boy’s sacking has taught me that it pays to be bad. This guy specialises in annoying people yet even the women who are his biggest victims want him to remain relevant.”
Well, Odeke should know that there can only be one Fat Boy.