Hashtags: Giving the doctor a taste of his medicine

Stanley Sempijja (@SsempijjaStanle) is actually a doctor of the twitter streets! A unique position for the guy most of us remember for putting Sheila Gashumba to bed over the rights to show off an iPhone on the timeline. Apparently Stan had the right because whereas Gashumba was over the moon over a 720p iPhone, Stan had the right to brag because he had two 1080p iPhones which he had bought himself (forgive me, I don’t know what the numbers mean either).

Sempijja has since then gone on to make every tweet an iPhone tweet. We all liked it at the start, but the Baganda say, and I translate, even the best dancer eventually has to leave the floor. We got fed up of the whole iPhone ideal, and twitter decided to rub it in his face. So Twitter cooked up #TweetLikeStan. Welcome to Monday

So in Summary, this is where it started

#TweetLikeStan
Sheila : My 720P I phone can nio nio nio…

Stan brain :
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Stan : The two 1080P I phones I bought for myself can buy six of yours! ?

— ???Travor ??? (@the_travor_guy) November 23, 2018

Having established that ground, Sempijja went on to cement his highly acclaimed status

Am the only Ugandan on twitter with an iPhone X max #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/YY3FRfnDMR

— GENO ERIC (@genoeric1) November 23, 2018

Stan also went ahead to become the S.I Unit of definition of what a real iPhone is

IPhone 8 and below is an android #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/uJGxpa8F5s

— Musoga girl??? (@PearlElisabeth) November 23, 2018

Now the people we feel sorry for are the girls in his life. Their texts and calls must be from iPhone. Even their nani

Babe: I sent u the nudes.

Stan: Sorry ur nudes dont count. *Upgarade to Iphone!#TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/5TL3ZEN9B9

— An Dre ???? (@1Kingofthefall) November 23, 2018

“Hey I bought a brand new Samsung s9, water and shutter proof, 128 GB…”

Then Stan finds you midway that proclamation

#TweetLikeStan When Stan shows up unexpectedly!!

Samsung S9 users. pic.twitter.com/3ONjPfqsqc

— Confess_???? (@IsaacKayemba4) November 23, 2018

Also, Stan is opening auditions for the people wanting his follow back. Here is the start of the interview

Stan followback
Stan: is your iPhone 1080p? #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/GJfQaZWhG6

— I'Lakut Llorente ⚫ (@ILAKUTivism) November 23, 2018

When all that was said and done, Stan went ahead to even belittle the rest of us Wanainchi

“My iPhone Xs Max can pay your rent, tuition and feed your clan.” #TweetLikeStan pic.twitter.com/sUCEc5PRTZ

— Lynn Omukiga?? (@LynnAheebwa) November 23, 2018

That is when twitter snapped. Just because you have a phone you think you will run this show? Here is a reminder sir. We are actually worried about you

But wait, has anyone ever thought of whether Stan still has both his kidneys? #TweetLikeStan@PirateMulwana @genoeric1 pic.twitter.com/VRVRGzQUE6

— tHE skiNNy FOODi€™ (@bwaaMi) November 23, 2018

We even set him up on an Android date. We don’t play around

#TweetLikeStan

Stan before Stan after
touching vs Touching
an android an android pic.twitter.com/GAbV430B47

— ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ❁ (@IamAtuManya) November 23, 2018

Oh, needless to say, it has been a while since Stan said a thing online about the iPhone. Dear @tecnoUganda, you may want to take him on.

PS: The buzz is not yet done. Check out #TweetLikeStan on the timeline and have a say of your own