Hashtags: The return of ‘You Know Who’

I was chatting over this title with a friend of mine who happens to be a Harry Potter fanatic. She was all ears at the mention of “You know who” thinking I was going to drive her down memory lane all the way to Lord Voldermort. I quickly snapped her out of it and swerved her back to reality.

“There is someone with the power of Voldermort in contemporary society,” I said with that tone of a guy who has got his information on his fingertips. This other guy has become a cause of many a tirade and plenty of anticipation and last week, he returned from the United States where he had travelled in search of treatment.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bobi Wine returned, and the day he did, the Timeline came to life. The story was on #BobiWineReturns

First of all, there was an uncomfortable panic on the day of homecoming. There were people like this

Imagine I shout "PEOPLE POWER", what do u think would happen to me? #BobiWineReturns 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4iQs8kg1ss

— Faisal (@PyeparFaisal) September 20, 2018

And people like this

Hallo yes Few minutes later
Bobi Wine
has arrived
at Entebbe
airport.#BobiWineReturns pic.twitter.com/IwvngWPiYM

— Ad (@KamaraTheAddict) September 20, 2018

On top of that, Bobi Wine has almost cultivated a hero’s status, so it was only fair that the government prepared for him a befitting welcome

Bobi: I am coming home.

The State: We're on our way to welcome you..#BobiWineReturns pic.twitter.com/L7zkC4llTn

— ft (@tufre80) September 20, 2018

Kudos to Uganda Police for always keeping an eye out for the ‘down person’, even though the down person seems not to want

Uganda Police just give people security fwaa even when they don't ask, I will be leaving Muk at 5pm can you guys give me security #BobiWineReturns pic.twitter.com/VzJnk2zjaG

— Lord Llorente (@ILAKUTivism) September 20, 2018

One way or the other, Bobi Wine did return. The stage of excitement passed, and we headed into part 2; bringing him to speed with what transpired during his absence. That is where #BobiWineWhileYouWereAway. Indeed, plenty had gone on

#BobiwineWhileYouWereAway afande bakaleke was warned to be next on the hit list, kayihura filled a report that he is being threatened of death by unknown folks, but the best of all was
BOSCO DISCONNECTING POWER ON HIS BIRTHDAY 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/D2tGIumDtJ

— 😎*Your finest stalker*👀🇺🇬😎 (@Fynst_stalker) September 19, 2018

Since he is at the frontline of people power, we had to report what had happened to power in his absence

#BobiwineWhileYouWereAway,Umeme kept on messing up their wires leaving us in total darkness.There was no power for the people🤗 pic.twitter.com/S16GPuRxkt

— Sharon Godwin💕 (@AlumBaeOfficial) September 19, 2018

The drama was not just on the political side of things. Even musicians pulled out their petty

#BobiwineWhileYouWereAway chameleon chucked Daniela on social media, on hearing you are coming back he put the post down. pic.twitter.com/uyQdOLJprG

— 😎*Your finest stalker*👀🇺🇬😎 (@Fynst_stalker) September 19, 2018

Somebody once said that Ugandans turned off the fridge and someone lost the cool. Turns out they haven’t turned it on yet

Andrew mwenda: "Bebe Cool towakana, am telling you @bobiwine travel bag is more expensive than your music career" #BobiWine #BobiwineWhileYouWereAway pic.twitter.com/XqXcR8677o

— Edgar.ashaba (@edga247) September 19, 2018

Uuhhhmmmm, just a reminder. This happened too

#BobiwineWhileYouWereAway Bosico said we make noise because he let us get immunized….. Can you believe it?? pic.twitter.com/tC3hNMZXXC

— ayyah blue (@ayyahblue) September 19, 2018

Bobi Wine’s return couldn’t have been more timely. Sanity was starting to fly out of the window

#BobiwineWhileYouWereAway
Boys and girls started sharing clothes pic.twitter.com/Hz9LpdQ1Zs

— AlMal (@AlanNyirenda) September 19, 2018

We welcome back Bobi Wine. Hopefully he is now fully aware of what is going on in the motherland, and has the solutions to the many problems we have brought to his attention.