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1.Imagine VP Edward Ssekandi wearing a fitting suit on a fashion runway as a model. Wouldn’t that be like calling Jennifer Musisi a Street Pastor? Wama VP, here is some fashion advice; try those Nigerian bitengi, you could look like an oga.
2.Tell Salaamu Musumba to sing for you a birthday song. “Baby ntwala nune ku ice cream…” Hmm muna, since when do they use embooli to make ice cream??
3.By the way, is it true that Kipepewo is still a hit in Kamuli? Is that what they play when Kadaga comes to commission a new borehole?
4.Ask Kahinda Otafiire what position he could best play in a football match. “I can be a striker!” Seriously?? That position needs guys with six packs. When did you last hit the gym?
5.Ask Hajji Ssebagala for his worst habit. He will tell you it’s “talking English.” Boss, its speaking not t …. “Don’t disturbing me, just went away and leaving me alone.” Kyekyo Seya, practice makes perfect.
6.Is it really a government policy that most MPs should have brown teeth? Is toothpaste that expensive or you’re too busy discussing the Budget to do the needful.
7.Judging from his look, wouldn’t Ken Lukyamuzi make a better herbalist than a politician? Wouldn’t his antics be good adverts, after all, all he needs are a few leaves and a stove to cook them.
8.Shouldn’t the NRM caucus think about consulting Mama Fina for a solution to the Opposition’s witchcraft. A few green toads might have been slaughtered to cause the prevailing party confusions.
9.Imagine what teacher Erias Lukwago would do if Jennifer Musisi’s children were his students. “I would cane them for being too smart in class,” hmm.
10. Been wondering why Nandala Mafabi is quiet nowadays?? This is the year of kadodi.

 

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