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Lord Fred Sebatta is big size

1.Guess who performed for the Duke of Kent at Kololo for the Independence celebrations!? Juliana Kanyomozi, Lord Fred Sebbata and Matendo Guitar Singers! Mbu the Duke is still at Mulago Hospital dazed after that performance!

2.But Lord Fred Sebatta is big size…performing at Kololo…yet Bobi Wine couldn’t perform there! Mbu on Independence he was performing at Nakulabye in Mama Frieda’s bar with the Kikoni Acrobatic Dancers…
3.Juliana Kanyomozi is too strategic…why perform for lumpens at Kyadondo Rugby Grounds simanya launching an album when you can sing the National Anthem at Kololo Airstrip in-front of the Benin President…way to go sweetie!

4.Is it me oba do the Goodlyfe crew never get such gigs like performing at high profile functions…mbu the Guild President of Kyambago University has invited them to perform at his graduation ceremony…way to go boss!
5.The last time Red Banton performed at a big function, Rasta Rob was still a security guard in London doing kyeyo…!

6.Banange imagine Godfrey Lutaya singing for President Paul Kagame…

7. Banange at 102 years old and President Mugabe still looks hot…eat your heart out Mr Blair!

8.Mbu what does the phrase “eat your heart out” mean!? Kyoka Lutaya! Go ask Kagame…good luck!

9.But didn’t our Sevo look hot with his new Mercedes Benz at Kololo Airstrip…naye his hat!! Honestly can’t Sevo give it a break!
10.Mbu during the Independence celebrations Besigye was stuck in his bedroom looking at himself in the mirror screaming….ajagenddaaaaaaaaa!!! Poor chap!
Robert  Kalumba

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