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50 Years of Independence and we have Ugandans calling themselves … Judith Heard!

1.50 Years of Independence and we still have pastors that preach to their congregation in English and someone else translates into Luganda…ehh!

2.50 Years of Independence and the most chewed food at Wandegeya is no, not katogo ka byenda, but rolex…

3.50 Years of Independence and we have Ugandans calling themselves … Judith Heard!

4.50 Years of independence and we have men who still put on brown shoes and white trousers…

5.50 Years of Independence and we still get excited over Mercedes Benzes…

6.50 years of Independence and we have Hot100FM with DJ’s “forcing” American accents on air … Naye Kayihura why don’t you arrest these people?

7. 50 Years of Independence and we have musicians with titles like simanya… Mikie Wine, Toolman, General Mega Dee, Ragga Dee … goodness me!

8.50 Years of Independence and the barmen in our bars still serve whites beer before they serve poor Kalumba…ensi eno!!!

9.50 years of Independence and our seven-year-olds know more about Robin Van Persie than Godfrey Massa! Gloria Wavamuno wamma do you know Massa?

10.50 years of independence and we still baptise our kids…Yvonne Precious Ntege! God Lord help our country.

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