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1.Mbu Chameleone has constructed villas for his wife Daniella! So bloody what?

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Sean-Paul

1.Mbu Chameleone has constructed villas for his wife Daniella! So bloody what? Sizzaman has constructed a piggery for his wife …no biggie!

2.Mbu Chameleone has a range of mobile phones he’s selling! So what? Straka has a range of sexy knickers she’s selling … no biggie!

3.Mbu Geodfrey Lutaaya has a hotel he’s setting up! So what? Bebe Cool is putting final touches on his house that he has been constructing for the last seven years … no biggie!

4.Mbu Juliana Kanyomozi is a ka sexy babe! So what? So is Rebecca Kadagga… no biggie!

5.Mbu Pastor Bugembe is about to get married! So what? Naye Uganda we are such sad people! Kale also Bugembe is a ka “star!”

6.Mbu Sean Paul is coming for a concert in Uganda! So what? At this rate so is Shaggy, Boney M and Dolly Paton!

7.Mbu Nasser Ssebagala is a presidential advisor! So what? Olara Otunnu is a leader of a whole party …

8.Mbu Mama Fina’s nude photos were published in some tabloid… Holy cow what a body! I don’t mean that in a sexy way…

9.Mbu Sylvia Owori is selling off her properties! So what? Mbu fashion designer… ensi eno!

10.    Mbu Sqoop is the hottest mag…..true dat!

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