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Imagine Acellam dating Straka! Wow

1. Mbu during the Goodlyfe crew concert, Mowzey was in a white suit, whereas Weasel was in a black suit! What is this? Halloween gone ridiculous? How do you put an already scary looking chap in a black suit?

2. Speaking of our artistes’ costumes, did you see what Bebe Cool was dressed in during his concert? Goodness me! Some dark outfit with spikes coupled with a face mask and shades! No wonder he won he battle with Bobi. Dude looked scary!

3. As for Chameleone, doesn’t that dude like army fatigues during his album launches or what? Imagine Ronald Mayinja in army fatigues during his album launch! Poor chap would be arrested, mistaken for an LRA rebel!

4. Speaking of LRA rebels, goodness me wasn’t that chap who was arrested recently called Acellam simply too dark? Imagine that chap at Cayenne bar ordering for a cocktail….goodness me!

5. Imagine Acellam dating Grace Nakimera!

6. Imagine Acellam dating Straka! Wow.

7. Imagine Acellam as a radio presenter on Hot 100FM! “Yo yo yo Uganda! What’s up forshizo my niggas!” poor chap!

8. Imagine Acellam dating Seanice! Uhmm…what a couple! They look like they were meant to be together!

9. Imagine Acellam holding a conversation with Al-Hajji Ssebagala!

10. Imagine your landlord telling you how you have a new housemate and when you open the door it’s none other than Acellam! Hahaha “Maj Gen” Acellam welcome back to reality…this Mag is called Sqoop, known to take the fun out of everyone apart from Kagu! Go ask Seya, Nsaba Buturo, Kayihura etc!

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