2. Mbu Eagles Production is about to break up! So is the Uganda Veterans Band based in Kisenyi parish!
3. Mbu Uganda has sent a team to the Olympics! So has Burkina Faso! No biggie really!
4. Mbu Bad Black was sent to prison! So what!? So was Jamwa who had a Masters in Economics.
5. Mbu Makerere University is looking for a new Vice Chancellor! Shouldn’t they be stopping bu campus babes from sleeping with married men first before they look for a VC!?
6. Mbu Moses Ali finally got a law degree! So has Bobi Wine … a music and dance degree! No biggie…
7. Honestly who gets a law degree at 88? That’s like a dinosaur appearing at City Square! Jesussssss!
8. Mbu Robin Van Persie is leaving Arsenal! Honestly who bloody cares? We all support Liverpool we don’t care!
9. Mbu Michael Ross is a hunk! Kyoka my maid … she has funny taste!
10. Mbu Robert Kalumba calls himself a social commentator. The poor public …