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A Fantasy Game

1.“Hello children, how are you!?” Fine teacher! “Children today we are going to play a game called … imagine! Are you ready?” Yes teacher …

2.Okay children … Imagine Otafiire with dreadlocks! Please afande, remember this is a joke! Don’t slap me … please.

3.Children … Imagine Uganda Cranes at Africa Cup of Nations! Wabula that day!

4.Imagine Emperor Orlando making a comeback! Children please don’t cry… it’s just an imagination sweeties, not a real life experience!

5.Children … imagine our pastors for once not putting on long suits and preaching in Luganda and not “forcing life” preaching in English mbu … “Loda give us favour!”

6.Children … imagine Grace Nakimera minus the weave!

7.Imagine Olarra Otunnu as Father Christmas! Banange Children stop crying … it’s just an imagination.

8.Imagine Ken “The Man” Lukyamuzi as a pastor! God please never let that happen … pleaseeeeee!!

9.Children … imagine Eagles Production performing in London for the Queen! Children why are you laughing…

10.Children … imagine Sylvia Owori at 90-years-old! Kids stop crying … this is just an imagination!

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