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How to be the untouchable Brigadier Ggwanga

THE BRIGADIER AND HIS GUN. A loner with virtually no friends, Kasirye Ggwanga would rather set camp in a tent somewhere on his farm, play hide and seek with squirrels. That’s his life. He is not part of the slay queen generation that live on Instagram.
Brig. Kasirye Ggwanga is one of a kind.He fears nothing or no one. If you wanna start trouble, be ready for a ‘bloodbath’. Negotiations with him commence only when your hands are up and his rifle firmly directed at you. This means, anyone would be dammed to come close to his home. If he can’t deal with you himself, his beloved German Shepherd dogs will. The existence of “humans” around ticks him off. He would rather shack up with monkeys in the jungle than co-habit with a bunch of irritating people in his Makindye pad. Draw closer and you are finished.
You have got to feel for anyone with the nerve to park a car in his spot. Bro, Kasirye Ggwanga will not hand you parking tickets. He will simply burn your car and walk away, no questions asked. The man has no chills whatsoever. He feels he is not liable to any authority and can’t be arrested. He is the authority. The guys who apparently brought a grader to “steal” his daughter’s land in felt his wrath. He torched it to ashes. This guy though! If you want to be like Kasirye, take my notes

Fear Nothing
He is a top soldier but doesn’t walk around with bodyguards. Why walk with a bunch of bodyguards yet you could snap a troublemaker’s neck in a split second. We need some brave people. Some men ask their wives to escort them to the outside loos at night. How embarrassing! C’mmon, grow a pair guys. May lightning also strike every man who flees from a rat invasion in his house and is always the fast to run for the hills in case of trouble. You need to face your fears head-on.
The war in Luwero musta been like a soap opera for the fearless Kasirye. In a gun, he found a soulmate and in the enemy was a scent so endearing and inviting. The scent of blood. Take away his gun and you are a dead man,simple!To be like Kasirye Ggwanga,nothing shouldn’t frighten you,including the Police.Those ones should be looked at as a bunch of children in uniform.Treat them that way.

Not your ordinary kinda guy
The famous soldier is wealthy in his own way and owns about 200 acres of land where his farm sits. Despite this wealth and the relative clout he commands, he chooses to live a quiet life (until you interfere) away from the prying eye of the public.
A loner with virtually no friends, Kasirye Ggwanga would rather set camp in a tent somewhere on his farm, play hide and seek with squirrels. That’s his life. He is not part of the slay queen generation that live on Instagram.
This guy will slay you, literally, and with a rifle. Don’t joke. To be like Kasirye Ggwanga, you need to have had a serious fight with mankind to hate it that much. Hating it to the extent that you only want to relate with your dogs and that’s it. This guy is never involved in popularity contests which could also explain why he often stays clear of politics. He can’t split his time between politics and hunting rabbits. Priorities do matter people! Always hold your beliefs close to your chest. In Kasirye’s case, hold a gun even closer .Stand by those beliefs and fight anyone willing to sway you from those beliefs.

Soldier For Life
Brig. Kasirye Ggwanga has mentioned before that he joined the army to avenge the death of his brother who was reportedly killed for refusing to reveal the whereabouts of Kasirye. The guy loves the army and talks about it with passion. Civilians probably look like a bunch of cartoons to him.
You chaps who grew up on cornflakes have no bone to pick with him. This guy is a bonafide soldier who was part of a group that liberated this country. That’s why you don’t bring a tractor on his property and expect hugs.
He will eliminate you. To be like Kasirye GGgwanga, let out the soldier in you once in a while. This world is too rough for sissies to survive.
Well there you have it.Go be like Kasirye Gggwanga

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